My Birthday is November 17th. What color panties (hipsters) should I wear?

I’m going out to dinner and…………..

What the hecks, you don’t ask strangers what color panties you should wear. Go ask your mom.

b.tempt’d by Wacoal Teeny Weeny Hipster Panty 978150

Squeem Magical Lingerie Magical Panty, Padded The Padded panty is shaped and curved for a realistic look. This product is made to look like a natural panty that will add inches to your butt….

SmartChoices Single-Use Panties – Hipster Medium: 3 Pack SmartChoices Single-Use Panties are designed for maternity and postpartum use. Contains 3 Pairs of Hipster-Style Panties – Medium….

SmartChoices Single-Use Panties – Hipster X-Large: 3 Pack $3.75 SmartChoicesTM Single-Use Panties are designed for maternity and postpartum use.  Features Soft, breathable material with move-with-you stretch and a cotton crotch Invisible barrier helps to protect clothes and sheets from leaks No hassle material gives you the freedom to wear once and toss or hand-wash and line dry several times Contains 3 Pairs of Hipster-Style Panties – X-Large…

Jefferies Socks Girls 2-6X Happy Holidays Tights …

Jefferies Socks Girls 2-6X Halloween Dot Sock and Pima Cotton Footless 2 Pack Tights …

Olga Womens Secret Hug Nylon Scoops Halfpant $10.50 Olga Style 913. Olga’s signature ‘Scoop’ hipster brief. Lightweight nylon. Stretch lace waistband will not dig or roll. Cotton panel. Modest, 6 inch rise. Each color sold separately….

Patagonia Women’s Active Hipster $20.00 Patagonia Women’s Active Hipster…